Thursday, August 27, 2009

While you were off having triplets, Aunty Christ had an idea

I am thinking that I will call off the job search and instead ask that employers line up to spit in my face. The effect would be, roughly speaking, the same thing.


rich bachelor said...

Well, there's that whole 'actually pay to get kicked down a flight of stairs' option, too. Most people? Two hun'red dollah. For you? Free.

Naw, why don't you write about how funny the phrase "she has triplets" sounds as an explanation for someone's absence?

"Shit, is it curable?"

Aunty Christ said...

"Is it contagious?"

"Does it hurt?"

"I've heard that's going around."