Just because you're only five and want to play Sorry! with Aunty Christ doesn't mean that you're not a selfish little bitch. What about my needs? Did you ever think about that? Because honestly, I've been drinking all day, and I either need to make myself another vodka tonic, or I need a vicodin and a bucket of chicken. Either way, you're shit out of luck, cutie
Sorry! It's not just a board game; it's a fact of life. Get used to it.
Now get the hell out of here.